require 'sinatra'
require 'json'
# Configure Sinatra
set :port, ENV['PORT'] || 4567
set :bind, '0.0.0.0'
# Array of creative "no" responses
NO_RESPONSES = [
"No",
"Nope",
"Absolutely not",
"Not a chance",
"Never",
"No way",
"Negative",
"Not happening",
"Nah",
"No siree",
"Not today",
"Dream on",
"Over my dead body",
"When pigs fly",
"Not in a million years",
"Forget about it",
"No dice",
"Not on your life",
"Fat chance",
"No can do"
].freeze
# Helper method to get a random "no"
def get_no_response
NO_RESPONSES.sample
end
# Root endpoint - returns HTML by default
get '/' do
no_response = get_no_response
case request.accept.first&.to_s
when /application\/json/
content_type :json
{ answer: no_response, timestamp: Time.now.iso8601 }.to_json
else
content_type :html
erb :index, locals: { no_response: no_response }
end
end
# Explicit JSON endpoint
get '/api/no' do
content_type :json
{
answer: get_no_response,
timestamp: Time.now.iso8601,
service: "No as a Service",
version: "1.0.0"
}.to_json
end
# Health check endpoint
get '/health' do
content_type :json
{ status: "healthy", timestamp: Time.now.iso8601 }.to_json
end
# Catch-all route for any other endpoint
get '/*' do
no_response = get_no_response
case request.accept.first&.to_s
when /application\/json/
content_type :json
{ answer: no_response, timestamp: Time.now.iso8601 }.to_json
else
content_type :html
erb :index, locals: { no_response: no_response }
end
end
__END__
@@index
No as a Service