212 lines
5.1 KiB
Ruby
212 lines
5.1 KiB
Ruby
require 'sinatra'
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require 'json'
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# Configure Sinatra
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set :port, ENV['PORT'] || 4567
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set :bind, '0.0.0.0'
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# Array of creative "no" responses
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NO_RESPONSES = [
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"No",
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"Nope",
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"Absolutely not",
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"Not a chance",
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"Never",
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"No way",
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"Negative",
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"Not happening",
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"Nah",
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"No siree",
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"Not today",
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"Dream on",
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"Over my dead body",
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"When pigs fly",
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"Not in a million years",
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"Forget about it",
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"No dice",
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"Not on your life",
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"Fat chance",
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"No can do"
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].freeze
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# Helper method to get a random "no"
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def get_no_response
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NO_RESPONSES.sample
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end
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# Root endpoint - returns HTML by default
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get '/' do
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no_response = get_no_response
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case request.accept.first&.to_s
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when /application\/json/
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content_type :json
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{ answer: no_response, timestamp: Time.now.iso8601 }.to_json
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else
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content_type :html
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erb :index, locals: { no_response: no_response }
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end
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end
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# Explicit JSON endpoint
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get '/api/no' do
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content_type :json
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{
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answer: get_no_response,
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timestamp: Time.now.iso8601,
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service: "No as a Service",
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version: "1.0.0"
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}.to_json
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end
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# Health check endpoint
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get '/health' do
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content_type :json
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{ status: "healthy", timestamp: Time.now.iso8601 }.to_json
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end
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# Catch-all route for any other endpoint
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get '/*' do
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no_response = get_no_response
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case request.accept.first&.to_s
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when /application\/json/
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content_type :json
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{ answer: no_response, timestamp: Time.now.iso8601 }.to_json
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else
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content_type :html
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erb :index, locals: { no_response: no_response }
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end
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end
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__END__
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@@index
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>No as a Service</title>
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<style>
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* {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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box-sizing: border-box;
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}
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body {
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font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, #667eea 0%, #764ba2 100%);
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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color: white;
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}
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.container {
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text-align: center;
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max-width: 600px;
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padding: 2rem;
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background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1);
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backdrop-filter: blur(10px);
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border-radius: 20px;
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box-shadow: 0 8px 32px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3);
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border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.2);
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 3rem;
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3);
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}
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.subtitle {
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font-size: 1.2rem;
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margin-bottom: 2rem;
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opacity: 0.9;
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}
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.no-response {
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font-size: 4rem;
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font-weight: bold;
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color: #ff6b6b;
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text-shadow: 3px 3px 6px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
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margin: 2rem 0;
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padding: 1rem;
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background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1);
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border-radius: 15px;
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border: 2px solid rgba(255, 107, 107, 0.3);
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}
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.refresh-btn {
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background: linear-gradient(45deg, #ff6b6b, #ff8e8e);
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color: white;
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border: none;
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padding: 1rem 2rem;
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font-size: 1.1rem;
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border-radius: 50px;
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cursor: pointer;
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transition: all 0.3s ease;
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box-shadow: 0 4px 15px rgba(255, 107, 107, 0.3);
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}
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.refresh-btn:hover {
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transform: translateY(-2px);
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box-shadow: 0 6px 20px rgba(255, 107, 107, 0.4);
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}
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.api-info {
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margin-top: 2rem;
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padding: 1rem;
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background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05);
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border-radius: 10px;
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font-size: 0.9rem;
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}
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.api-info code {
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background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
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padding: 0.2rem 0.5rem;
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border-radius: 4px;
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font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
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}
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@media (max-width: 600px) {
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.container {
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margin: 1rem;
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padding: 1.5rem;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: 2rem;
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}
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.no-response {
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font-size: 2.5rem;
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}
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="container">
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<h1>No as a Service</h1>
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<p class="subtitle">The definitive API for negative responses</p>
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<div class="no-response">
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<%= no_response %>
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</div>
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<button class="refresh-btn" onclick="location.reload()">
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Get Another No
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</button>
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<div class="api-info">
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<h3>API Usage</h3>
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<p>JSON API: <code>GET /api/no</code></p>
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<p>Accept JSON: <code>curl -H "Accept: application/json" /</code></p>
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<p>Health Check: <code>GET /health</code></p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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